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Basics
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Location:
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I am looking for:Woman
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Zip Code:46062
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Age:26
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Height:5 ft. 10 in.
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Body:Few Extra Pounds
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Ethnicity:White
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Education:Some College
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Job:Retail Wholesale
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Has Kids:No
ABOUT
Hi! I'm Max. That's short for Maximilian. I am a total geek, and I do my best to be a boyfriend. I will definitely make you laugh in any way I can. If you can't decide on what to eat, I'll make suggestions. I'm really fun to be around, especially when my meds wear off. I have a very weak filter, which is where a lot of my comedy comes from. Don't EVER give me coffee. Trust me, it's like feeding a gremlin after midnight. It just can't be done. I'm not Mr. Musclebound McSexyman, but I'm also not necessarily fat I'm fluffy. I'm a good pillow. I HAVE fat, I'm not quite fat though. I'm in college for geology. I'm going to get my PhD in geology at Indiana University. I'm transferring to IU from Ivy Tech next semester. I'm loyal. I won't lie to you, unless if it is to protect the secrets and privacy of someone else I care about. I will never cheat, and I have never cheated. I hate that sort of thing. I don't do drugs, I don't drink, and I don't smoke. I have also never done any of those things, and I don't ever plan on starting. I've been through some crazy scary stuff in my life. I'd rather not get into that here. Just know that, despite my actually horrifying experiences, I am still sane and moral. I have never, and would never abuse a woman. Neither physically, nor verbally. I love to cuddle. Cuddling and watching movies is awesome, especially if they're Star Wars Movies! Since this is a geek dating site, it's probably important to tell you what my fandoms are. Here we go:
Star Wars
DC Comics
Science (nearly every kind)
The art of film
the art of acting
the flash is my favorite super hero
I love old sci-fi movies, especially from the 1960's-1990's
Most of George Lucas and Steven Spielberg's work
Classic rock
There's a lot more information to be found out, so feel free to ask any questions!
What I am looking for
I want a smart girl who is fun to be around and likes nerdy things. Good sense of humor, and somebody who will hopefully help keep my unruly nature in check. As the Flash would say, I'm looking for my "lightning rod." I don't date girls who do drugs, drink, smoke, support Donald Trump or have a history of cheating on their significant others. I get it. People make mistakes. But if you've cheated before, or would ever seriously consider it, then there will be trust issues. A relationship without trust is Toxic. Like I said, I would never even think about cheating on you. I think it is more than fair to expect the same of you. The last thing, and I know this is going to sound bad, I don't date obese girls. Hear me out. Obesity tells me that you don't make an effort to take care of yourself, or better yourself. There is also a hygiene issue involved. I'll be honest, it's a little off putting. Now, that's not to say I wouldn't date girls who are bulkier than my. Not by any means. I will date girls who are bigger than me for sure. But obesity is where I draw the line.
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